Which brings me to the next errand I have to run for the Institute, which is launching a full investigation of Heather Dubrow’s staging for her two eldest children to leave the nest. Ugh, can we ignore it for a little bit longer? Do we care about the Shannon and Tamra fight? Not really, mostly because I don’t understand it. But does it stop your time from being wasted? Well, maybe a little because now you’re eating, so it’s like multitasking.Įmily’s lowbrow-brilliant tagline (yes, this is a pitch for the back of the magazine) was honestly the best thing about this snooze of an episode. Also, when does anyone waste Emily’s time? Also, if your time is being wasted, when has anyone ever handed that person a taco? Does it make your wasted time more enjoyable? Sure. I don’t know that Emily has anything to do with tacos, though I bet one drunken night, she and Emily came up with a whole business plan for a Tex-Mex restaurant called Gina’s Casita. Now, if she said to hand her a sandwich, that would make sense because last season, she was eating a sandwich in a sauna, so it’s at least self-referential. Seriously, it has everything that a great Real Housewives tagline needs: it makes absolutely no sense, it has nothing to do with her character, and it involves tacos. First, I have to get maintenance to go to the Hall of Taglines and take down the “Best Tagline of All Time” plaque next to Sonja Tremont Morgan of the Trophy dot com Morgan’s classic, “People call me over the top, but lately I prefer being a bottom.” Yes, we are officially moving the plaque to its new home next to Emily Simpson’s season 17 tagline, “If you’re going to waste my time, at least hand me a taco.” There is a lot of work to do around the old Real Housewives Institute today.
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